Clutch those pearls, this not safe for work cactus wI’ll always be happy to see you 🍆🤭 The ever sought after penis cactus has arrived to the shop, and a few are on sale today because the poor things have some minor bruising. The penis-jokes are endless, but we’ll leave you with this…our loss if your gain and just remember that looks aren’t everything 🤗

☀️ Bright indirect to full sun is best.

💧Water deeply when the soil is dry or when the leaves have a light softness to them. 

🐾  Toxic to our furry friends, with possibility of causing oral and gastro irritation. We recommend keeping out of reach if your pet is a chewer. 

Note: You may not receive the exact plant pictured. All plants available are of similar size and look as pictured, however each plant is unique and will have varying features.